::chants:: JACK ASS - JACK ASS - JACK ASS - JACK ASS

What superhero was he supposed to be? Preppy Fatass

So, when people tell me I should 'get out more', is this what they mean?

Why do you have to be condescending to him because he weighs more than you? stop the hate.

^^its not condescension due to his larger-than-average girth. We're just laughing at a fat idiot. It's not personal.

That must have hurt,look at that huge piece of glass that got stuck between his chin and his neck.

Why do I get the impression that the next place they're heading is the kebab shop?

Batman called. He wants Robin back...

Holy self-ownage,Batman!

Fatasaurus.....strike's again.

Obviously he was confused when batman whispered in his ear, "Hey, you wanna get fucked?"

@ shock_wave , ......yes i did see a shard of glass stuck to his 2nd, 4th and 8th chins.

*fuck, i feel condescending today*

OI!!!!!!!!!! This is MY video - i submitted it onto break.com 21 hours ago. How the fuck did you get it on here???

Lots of vids on break.com are on here, and vice versa. NT has WAY better posters! Well, most of the time, except for yesterday I suppose! Some of you know what I am talking about!

What a drunkin Idiot!

Yeah - how did a vid get from one part of the internet to another in just 21 hours?

It makes no sense.

you're so sarcastic, you remind me of jo brand

Hey fin...What do you mean"This is MY video"? Is that you? or what?

Hell no thats not me!
Lol it was off my phone thats what i mean when i say 'its mine'. The guy is called 'blakey' apparently and he was as drunk as a motherfunker/ I submitted the video into the depths of the break.com vault and was surprised to see it on the front page of my favourite vid site just a few hours later.

@Fin.........HAHA! That's good it's not you. did 'blakey' get cut up pretty bad??

Not to my knowledge mate im afraid lol. I doubt he'd have felt it anyway Im pretty sure there were many many worse casualties that night!

Sound's like you guy's are havin a little to much fun over there. Where the hell are ya anyway?

"Why do I get the feeling that the last productive thing this loser did was manage to attach himself to his mom's egg?"

LMAO!

The fact that he got up and ran away made that video extremely unsatisfying. I was really hoping that he would end up seriously injured for acting like such a dumbass.

@ZEEK - Devon, England

and to think that he was the fastest one of the millions of eggs

I laughed my ass of harder at the intro to this one than the video itself....

CRASH!!! "Oh, shit!" (runs)... Good times...They'll be talking about that night for years to come.

Fatman and Bobbin strike again causing havoc wherever they go

props to scott.....a comment i'll use when called for.

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You just KNOW, those guys dont get laid...

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what a douche.

He's superbad

your stupidity is enough,why crank it up by getting drunk??

These jackasses are known as "chavs" in the UK. They make our "gangsta" kids looks like Rhodes Scholars.

horrible quality