faked

like your girlfriend hee hee hee. (runs away and hides)

if i only had 1............

The big guy was a bouncer trying to get a rowdy customer out of the bar. The small dude didnt want to leave because he had his coat and wallet with ID in the bar. He called the bouncer and idiot and got slapped before he could finish the next word.
The big guy got released from prison maybe 3 months before this happened, and has a record of violence in the past.
The dude getting slapped was in a 2 week comma and woke up with a severe concussion.
that is what actually did happen. sick slap though.

Very comedic!! Happy slapping at it's best.. It made me happy anyway!!

the pat on the back is a sign that they are still friends

he put him in da recovery position.
fuckin awesome bitch-slap