Comments - Midget Attempts to Shoot a Gun for the First Time
category: Funny | views: 86250 | posted on: 03/04/2007
Because I'm evil, I laughed at this. It's just so funny when midgets try to do things.
the_green_cat [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 4:53am
^^^ LOL!!! 
Hmmm..... I always thought that kog would be taller......not much taller, but taller...... 
anti-kanuck [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 4:56am
+1
fuck that I'd be sayin
"listen midget, you drop my shotgun in the dirt one more time and we're gonna have beef"
westphoenix [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 12:27pm
I wouldn't be too happy either, but then again I would teach him how to hold it. No wonder he fell down, no grip and no stance.
Moveable Feet [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 5:12am
+1
You laugh at midgets, but in this instance, it helped with the Picture-In-Picture facility, didn't it?
Mind you, I have to agree that watching them doing things is funny. I saw a midget using a calculator in an anti-smoking video we all had to watch in school, and I couldn't stop laughing for about three minutes - which is longer than it sounds (about four minutes in reality). Nowadays, calculators can be located closer to the ground, but this is going back a few years. Needless to say, I never smoked again, but I'm not bitter.
I can't blame midgets just because they can't use calculators. What sort of world would it be if I did that? We'd probably end up with a Saudi Arabian society or something. You think it's impossible? Trust me, it could happen.
abc123loser [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 6:18am
hahaha this is that stupid tv show about a whole family of em.
first time to shoot a gun - "pretty intense"?? 
wimp.
his little hand cant even hold the gun right...
CRAZYMONKEY [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 8:05am
Scott , Youre not evil, Midgets are just naturally funny little mother fuckers! Keep up the good work!
LOOK AT THIS FREAKIEST MIDGET IV EVER SEEN IT SCARES ME
http://www.videodumper.co m/video-5377 -
CRAZYMONKEY [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 11:49am
HOLY CRAP!!!!! That little fucker is a freak . It scares me to think about what he"s thinkin about doin to that camel. evil little bastard!!!
ggallin1 can you get rid of this midget for me
http://www.videodumper.co m/video-5377 -
he scares the shit outta me
CRAZYMONKEY [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 3:20pm
HUH? Trebuchet+midget+fire+bli tzkrieg!!!+ahhh!!!!=frick in fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Major.stoner| posted:
GOK IS SO MENTALY SOCIALY INADEQUITE
HE HAS TO SLAG PEOPLE OFF TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF
HE IS THE DEFINITION OF LOSER
GOK STAY IN YOUR MUMS BASEMENT YOUR NOT EQUIPPED FOR THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
STFU, Felix. At least there's one thing he will always have that you NEVER will: Intelligence. It's true that some people here consider him a troll, and I suppose that technically, they are correct.
But the difference between people like you and him is this: You always stoop to the lowest common denominator. You never, ever, EVER have anything even remotely intellectual or intelligent to say. HE does, occasionally. And I don't care if he flames the shit out of me for *coming to his defense* or something like that, I still stand by my statement.
YOU on the other hand, are not only one of the most pathetic excuses for a human being I've ever had the misfortune of running across online, but you are also the most illiterate, utterly pathetic excuse for a troll that I've ever seen as well.
You truly are a loser, in every sense of the word.
And since you brought it upon yourself to make things so personal, concering my late son, I'll just say I pray to GOD that eventually you'll end up where you belong, in prison, with all the other worthless asswipes from society.
I demote you once more to the lowest ranking troll not only on this site, but the entire internet as well.
You're a dumpass, you're a young criminal in training, and you have no concious whatsoever.
You're pathetic,.
@ Slam, I jumped on Stoner earlier for the shitty things he said, but I had NO idea you'd really been through something like that. Now i'm just completely mortified. You're right, Stoner is the lowest of the lowest scum.
There're a hundred things I could say right now, but I'll just say this, I have a child and can only imagine what you've been through, and I'm truly sorry for your loss...Peace brother
The shotgun did'nt have a stock on it, it was a pistol type grip which makes it very hard to handle. If he would have held it at waist level he would have had a little more control of it. Cruel trick for a little man. Put a stock on it and let him shoulder it. Bunch of big shooters at this site.
anti-kanuck [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 7:25pm
he cant shoulder it it would be too great a distance from the end of the butt to trigger to get a good hold, and I have the exact shotgun they're using in the vid and its not hard to handle at all for any regular person, but I'm sure it would be for him, they should've had him use a small caliber hand gun, prefferably a revolver(usually smaller handles and easier to grip)
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 7:30pm
Yeah, it's that show about this family were the parents are midgets, but only one out of there four kids is a midget. The midgets one of the twin boys. Pretty fucked up to have your twin brother come out like a midget. What's also strange is the fact that the kid's grandparents are normal, while their parents are dwarfs. There are over 200 causes to dwarfism, but when big people have midgets, most of the time it's due to a spontaneous genetic mutation in egg or sperm cells prior to conception.
CRAZYMONKEY [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 8:34pm
LOL@Gildorg......Toss a midget!.....HAHAHAHAHA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give a new meaning to the term "little prick" Fucking annoying actually and as for the dude with the jar of angry worms on his head...well he just tops of the entourage of red nick morons out demonstrating their complete lack of social acceptance by showing everyone that they have nothing better to do than fire guns in the desert.....
CRAZYMONKEY [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 10:52pm
ON YOUR MARK!!.....GET SET!!.......BLITZKRIEG!!! !!...AHHH!!!!!
DrStrangebrains [ban] | Mar 5 07 : 12:02am
@MrBoom: I think that midget laughing at the camel is from a movie called "Freakshow". It's all fucked up, with plenty of midgetated wierdness. I have a copy on VHS, but you should check it out. I could never sit through the whole thing so I could be wrong about that.
@Slamdawg: I feel for you brother.
@video: fucking hilarious. I don't care if you're a midget or not, if you have a sense of humor, that will make you at least crack a smile.
ROFL Master [ban] | Mar 6 07 : 5:05pm
i hate this fucking show, but good thing I have nothing toxic to salvage whatever goodness there is to be had.
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Nov 20 07 : 7:20pm
+1
HAHA Stupid midget. I hate them. Hope there's a midget holocaust soon
plicketypow [ban] | Jan 29 08 : 10:58am
the guy's 3 feet tall and got legs bowed like parentheses.. give him something other than a 12 guage
SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 2:56am
lil short shit should start out shooting a fuckin 22 if not a bb gun. a 15 yr old who never shot a gun is going to fuck themself up shoooting a shot gun wrong, same with a midget, now a 15 year old midget who never shot a gun before shootin a shotgun = failure
JustAnotherWanker [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 5:42am
Grow up you shit and act like a man... thats what i would say!! 
Anti-Toxic [ban] | Apr 15 09 : 1:24am
HAHAHA What a pussy. Dude try somert small like a pistol not a god dam shotgun you douche
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Bollocks [ban] | Mar 4 07 : 4:39am
Aaaah, it's the little things in life.....
Maybe he should have started off with a pea shooter!