How to Escape from Handcuffs

category: Cool | views: 34860 | posted on: 02/28/2007

Cool. Next time I get arrested, just let me pull a bobby pin out of my freakin' ass so I can escape.

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Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Feb 28 07 : 10:59pm

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Maybe you guys would try a little bit harder not to get arrested in the first place after reading these horrifying stories of prison rape. These stories take place both in prison and in jail, and in police station holding tanks. Some of these guys in the holding tanks were just kids at the wrong place at the wrong time (like this one guy who was just in a hotel party and this one guy dropped some hash in front of a camera) or drunk drivers, and they were put in a holding tank and *bam* their goes your ass virginity. Sometimes the cops arresting you, if they don't like you or just for fun, even tell the other guys in the cell that you are a child molester so that you are guaranteed to get raped. 1 in 5 inmates gets raped, and most of the time everyday (and these statistics are only from the ones who actually admitted it ). AIDS is also rampid.. Oh yeah and the cops never ever answer your screams for help. Not in this country. Here you go, for educational purposes: http://www.spr.org/ http://www.counterpunch.o rg/mariner08012003.html http://www.stormfront.org /truth_at_last/raje/priso n-rape.htm http://www.stormfront.org /truth_at_last/raje/memor ies.html

KungFuBean [ban] | Jul 27 07 : 12:22pm

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Wow Manatee...
If I go to jail Ima curl up in the corner and make mean faces at people so maybe they think Im a badass... Or that I have to poop real bad.
I dont want Butthole AIDs! icon_eek.gif

vinced [ban] | Jan 1 08 : 8:44pm

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Where the hell would I find a hairpin at that time of the night man!!

Tobes [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 6:30am

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yeah the trick would be great if the police handcuffed your hands together in front of you, not behind your back and we lived in the 40's or any ben affleck orientated film!

MachuPichu [ban] | Jun 5 09 : 6:02am

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I can wait to try that! icon_beer.gif

drccoco [ban] | Aug 31 09 : 11:38pm

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the whodini technique is better

superbrain [ban] | Nov 6 09 : 8:43am

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good to know just incase you get hand cuffed by a cirminal

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