Comments - Mike Valley Owns an Uptight Moron
category: Fights | views: 65172 | posted on: 10/04/2006
If you're going to act all bad ass and try to kick some skaters out of a parking lot, make sure one of them isn't Mike Valley first.
i fuckin hate skaters. They moan theres no where to go but once a park is made they aint interested and still go on peoples property. They probably did wreck the bushes cause we see videos of bam n them wrecking shit all the time not giving a fuck. Mike Vally really thinks he is something, like to see him act all hard with a shot gun in his face. Thats what the security guy should of done lol
trash-berd [ban] | Oct 4 06 : 1:33am
That bitch of a guard got his ass handed to him in a paper bag!
It's a clear-cut issue: either they have a right to be there or they don't. If they don't, I believe security can throw them out on their own. If not, then the police can. And that was totally Bam Margera. The guy has a hit show and can buy Lamborginis but he still hangs out in parking lots?
Deagle50ae [ban] | Oct 4 06 : 11:05pm
I dont have anything against skaters. my brother's a skater and has been for the last 10 years and he deffinitely doesnt act like that. Mike Valley was way out of line there and if I was equipped I would have tazered his ass unconcience. private property is PRIVATE property. dont fuck about.
Thousand Master [ban] | Nov 22 06 : 9:30pm
im a skater so fuck all u guys who hate skaters. we just wanna skate. skateboarding isnt a crime!!!!!!!!!
Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Feb 15 07 : 9:18pm
God I hate Bam Margera. He's such a fuckin' twat. He reminds me of those annoying, holier than thou, "look at me I want attention" fucktards in high school that do stupid shit just to get attention. They think they are acting cool and unique, when in reality they are just like everybody else. Who gives this assclown money? Also, Mike Vallely is a dumbass too. Acting like a jock. It's that mans job to keep the parking lot clean and these fuckers have to make his already shitty job harder than it has to be. It's people like these that make the world a shittier place than it already is. Put 'em all up against a wall and shoot 'em. Not everybody can ride a fuckin' skateboard and act like a jackass for a living. It's private property. You either can or cannot be there, and they clearly did not have a right to be there. I hope there is video out there of Bam getting his ass kicked to a bloody pulp, and moaning, and begging for mercy through a bloody, warped, and toothless mouth.
spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Nov 1 07 : 5:47pm
you put it real clear i had respect for Mike Vally but not anymore... this really shows the fucktards they are. to bad the other guy doesn't have a bat to knock some respect in their empty heads
Mike Valley and all these other skater twats are... Well, twats I guess.
"When some guy points out that I'm being an idiot, I'll just beat him up!" is his general attitude. I don't care about skaters but the aggressive losers like Mike should really be tasered in the face if they go within 10 feet of a skateboard. Losers.
God I hate Bam Margera. He's such a fuckin' twat. He reminds me of those annoying, holier than thou, "look at me I want attention" fucktards in high school that do stupid shit just to get attention. They think they are acting cool and unique, when in reality they are just like everybody else. Who gives this assclown money? Also, Mike Vallely is a dumbass too. Acting like a jock. It's that mans job to keep the parking lot clean and these fuckers have to make his already shitty job harder than it has to be. It's people like these that make the world a shittier place than it already is. Put 'em all up against a wall and shoot 'em. Not everybody can ride a fuckin' skateboard and act like a jackass for a living. It's private property. You either can or cannot be there, and they clearly did not have a right to be there. I hope there is video out there of Bam getting his ass kicked to a bloody pulp, and moaning, and begging for mercy through a bloody, warped, and toothless mouth.
get a life, have a drink and stop being such a prick. Bam may be a rich and famous looser, but your just a looser. BBEEOOCH!!!!!!
farcus on September 2 2007 : 6:15pm wrote:
I tell you what, looser, Bam makes more money in a year then you probably do in a month acting like a "Jackass"
Ok that made much sense? and why are you defending Bam are you possibly his buttbuddy?
Its one thing to be fuckin' shit up in a parking lot, but if people are just skating and not vandalizing shit than just let 'em be, that dude was a total prick about the whole thing. Mike Vallely is a badass skater and cool guy who wouldn't purposely start a fight but if you fuck with him he will fuck you up. P.S. Dehydrated manatee is clearly jealous of skaters and anyone who is more skilled than himself, I'm sure the parking lot is grateful he's there to defend it.
whitescorpion [ban] | Dec 18 07 : 8:23pm
i don't get all this shit about mike valley being a tough guy,he hasn't impressed me yet,and i seen the video of him taking on 4 guys,he fights 4 pussies like a pussy!!
SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | May 7 08 : 8:04pm
+1
fuck that shit, it aint over til the yuppy faggot gets knocked the fuck out and his windows get broke and his truck roof gets stomped in. then its close to being over. fuck faggots like that who act like they own shit, even if you do own it, its a fuckin parkin lot bitch, suck a fuckin cock bitch
awwhellnogadammit [ban] | May 15 08 : 4:44pm
i seen these guys fuck up a lot of hedges, bully college boys (and now an old man)and basically act like assholes everywhere they go. they fuck things up for their kind, and get called heroes for it. ahh, the decline of the western civilization. 
Those to fags are millionaires, why dont they create there own little kiddie zone where they can wreck up their own shit instead of other peoples. Mike Valley and Bam both need to grow the fuck up. LOL WE WRECK SHIT AREN'T WE SO BADASS!!
Guy was only doing his job, he is a working man unlike those two punks.
derpderpderp [ban] | Jul 21 08 : 6:35am
Fucking skater punks think they're tough for assaulting a security guard. Gee I like to scuff shit up and make noise and bother the fuck out of people, oh and I also I choke guys who get riled up dealing with my shitty attitude. Aren't I cool?
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Brock [ban] | Oct 3 06 : 3:58pm
+2
Hey man that guy handled it pretty well man. He did not take no crap but he did not go psycho on Mr security as well. That's cool. Was that Bam Margera on the side?