She looks like a younger version of Stifler's mom. I wouldn't mind "boinking her" all day long.

Obnoxious jungle music ruins it.

I heard black men's voices do that to white women... It works in Ireland!

She wont have kids, her womb is barren from all the drugs she does.

I don't care how many drugs she is on. I don't care how many gallons of vodka she drinks a day. I don't even care about the cigarette burns on her thighs. I want her, in that outfit, riding my face like a bicycle seat. Now.

ew