did they say mechanic? no wonder he fucked up. who did they have to do the weight distribution, the cook,? the gardener? thanks, anyway.

mitigating factors indicate that the maid, in fact, did build the ramp.

try some extra weight in the trunk next time, f-ing moron

hahahahahahaha..........o uch

Car's aren't designed for that. If you wanna catch some air, learn to fly motherfucker!

Why even put fuckin hub caps on a car you're going to jump 250 feet?

I like how the crew have to RUN to help. Thats really sensible. Good job it didnt catch fire