I dont understand japanese.. anyone here??

thay looked kinda cool just hangin there....and i dont beleive in god or the devil but that looked like fate,.

Well, one down...

That's going to ruin his fine make up job. Don't these meat whistles ever check the gear that's gonna keep them from dying? How long did the other human testicle hang there after the other nut dropped?

I would have thought a fall like that would have made him into an asian style pizza.