I would try to burn my dog when he sleeping....

friends or not I would've gotten up and beat the living shit out of everyone laughing, what kind of cock suckers set someone on FIRE, I would simply say "officer they tried to set me on fire so I went temporarily insane and fucking killed them!!".

...they were all killed the following night.
He who gets torched by his pack of fuckwit friends while sleeping, laughs last.

If they were killed the following night then the murders are now premeditated and he'd be fucked. It'd need to be an act of passion which it would have been if it were me. Agreed with monchichi.

what great friends

I'm glad I don't have those type of friends.
I'd get them back for that one...
Maybe put some nacho cheese on their face.

wtf was that. Is that a mentel room or what?