I wonder what has causes more pain in the world trampolines, exercise balls or Rosie O'Donnell's face?     more

(46) | category: Funny | views: 19965 | posted on: 10/19/2008

I dont think this is gonna cut it as an alternative fuel source.     more

(36) | category: Funny | views: 26327 | posted on: 10/19/2008

I would not mind breaking my pole off in Allison Stokke.     more

(56) | category: Funny | views: 37763 | posted on: 10/18/2008

Everyone always suspected that farmer Tony was really in the witness protection program.     more

(45) | category: Funny | views: 33958 | posted on: 10/18/2008

If Top Gun taught us anything it's that men's volleyball is gay and always results in someone taking balls to the face.     more

(37) | category: Funny | views: 38208 | posted on: 10/18/2008

All that heavy lifting and you don't even get paid in the end. Just like pity humping a fat chick.     more

(55) | category: Funny | views: 24544 | posted on: 10/18/2008

Fortunately her giant ass absorbed most of the fall.     more

(152) | category: Funny | views: 43492 | posted on: 10/17/2008

Stop drop and roll!     more

(103) | category: Funny | views: 34765 | posted on: 10/17/2008

Could have been worse, imagine what she wanted to call the first guest.     more

(53) | category: Funny | views: 52519 | posted on: 10/17/2008

That was Paris Hilton's second choice for a catch phrase, before she settled on "That's Hot".     more

(44) | category: Funny | views: 33560 | posted on: 10/17/2008