An absolutely brutal jaw breaking knockout leaves one MMA fighter dreaming of a world where he doesnt have to eat all his food out of a straw for 6 months.     more

(85) | category: Fights | views: 93323 | posted on: 10/11/2008

If someone wakes me up in the middle of a dream about Adriana Lima I can be very punchy as well.     more

(262) | category: Fights | views: 400225 | posted on: 10/10/2008

Generally I find roofies to be a much more energy efficient way of knocking a girl out.     more

(108) | category: Fights | views: 221769 | posted on: 10/09/2008

Bring your daughter to work day isn't as successful when you're an unemployed degenerate a-hole.     more

(104) | category: Fights | views: 181047 | posted on: 10/09/2008

One two three and the floor.     more

(58) | category: Fights | views: 63888 | posted on: 10/09/2008

Girls always get a little testy when you tell them you want to ride the caboose.     more

(52) | category: Fights | views: 46875 | posted on: 10/09/2008

She ended up robbing him...of his dignity!     more

(77) | category: Fights | views: 38740 | posted on: 10/09/2008

If I was deaf I would just pretend I didn’t hear people when they made fun of me.     more

(99) | category: Fights | views: 102667 | posted on: 10/08/2008

Apparently that guy trains at the Kimbo Slice school of fighting.     more

(67) | category: Fights | views: 67398 | posted on: 10/08/2008

I wouldnt mind slapping her taco some day.     more

(65) | category: Fights | views: 272075 | posted on: 10/07/2008

From Wall Street to Main Street thousands of Americans are struggling to keep people out dey bidnezz pecka wood.     more

(86) | category: Fights | views: 75876 | posted on: 10/07/2008

When the Verizon network runs into the Sprint network calls get dropped.     more

(84) | category: Fights | views: 42356 | posted on: 10/06/2008

This just in, our field reporter needs an ambulance....     more

(110) | category: Fights | views: 74805 | posted on: 10/06/2008

There's a much nicer way to make a girl gag buddy.     more

(100) | category: Fights | views: 98852 | posted on: 10/05/2008

This is God telling you to get a damn haircut.     more

(92) | category: Fights | views: 132501 | posted on: 10/04/2008