I said no onions you son of a bitch!     more

(129) | category: Fights | views: 107319 | posted on: 10/18/2008

Whoever has the most hair in her hands at the end of the fight wins.     more

(68) | category: Fights | views: 133508 | posted on: 10/18/2008

Wow I had no idea Jessica Simpson's career had gotten so bad. Hopefully we're like 3 months away from a sex tape.     more

(58) | category: Fights | views: 52333 | posted on: 10/17/2008

Russian guy who gets violent when he's drunk is not news. Russian guy who breaks a bottle of vodka now that must be a first.     more

(56) | category: Fights | views: 64947 | posted on: 10/17/2008

It takes a lot more than a sucker punch to stop a hungry girl fighting over a frozen yogurt cone.     more

(72) | category: Fights | views: 111821 | posted on: 10/16/2008

I wonder if girls feel the need to shove cookie dough ice cream up their butts for a week when they bleed out of their nose.     more

(59) | category: Fights | views: 154551 | posted on: 10/16/2008

On the bright side, when that kid wakes up it will probably be right around Christmas which is his favorite holiday.     more

(156) | category: Fights | views: 393900 | posted on: 10/14/2008

In case you were ever interested in getting tazed by the police but you just haven't figured out how, this guy has come up with a pretty fool proof method.     more

(86) | category: Fights | views: 88706 | posted on: 10/14/2008

Why cant this kind of thing happen on that stupid tv show The Hills? Then I might actually watch with the volume on and my pants on.     more

(71) | category: Fights | views: 201815 | posted on: 10/14/2008

This particular fight was over a guy but the broken fro-yo machine didn't exactly ease tensions amongst the 8th grade girls.     more

(63) | category: Fights | views: 36466 | posted on: 10/13/2008

In Japan, catholic school girls getting attacked on the subway is the best selling DVD of all time.     more

(106) | category: Fights | views: 115469 | posted on: 10/13/2008

The day a 5th grader figured out his school library forgot to block several large porn sites all hell broke loose.     more

(88) | category: Fights | views: 40479 | posted on: 10/12/2008

When Star Jones doesnt get her afternoon ice cream cone bad things happen.     more

(81) | category: Fights | views: 65754 | posted on: 10/12/2008

If you were working the overnight shift in a gas station you would probably have a lot of pent up anger as well.     more

(50) | category: Fights | views: 46830 | posted on: 10/12/2008

An absolutely brutal jaw breaking knockout leaves one MMA fighter dreaming of a world where he doesnt have to eat all his food out of a straw for 6 months.     more

(85) | category: Fights | views: 93318 | posted on: 10/11/2008