When trying to defend yourself, it's always better to STICK to your guns.     more

(110) | category: Fights | views: 23392 | posted on: 07/02/2009

Wife beaters aren't just good for mouthy wives anymore, they also work very well on loud mouthed tough guys with glass jaws.     more

(88) | category: Fights | views: 56363 | posted on: 07/02/2009

I couldnt help but laugh at his blonde female lawyer tries to hide under the table and crawl away for her life. That's what you get for defending scum.     more

(111) | category: Fights | views: 39795 | posted on: 07/02/2009

Goes down like a fat kid with no arms on a birthday cake.     more

(115) | category: Fights | views: 41407 | posted on: 07/01/2009

I wouldnt mess with black people for a couple weeks, they all seem pretty tense after the death of Farah Fawcett.     more

(93) | category: Fights | views: 30241 | posted on: 07/01/2009

The Japanese do not find it funny when you announce to the bar you're gonna get bombed worse than Hiroshima.     more

(177) | category: Fights | views: 64529 | posted on: 06/30/2009

This guy needs to be on that show Intervention. Not for the drinking, for being a massive douche bag who somehow manages to kick his own ass.     more

(128) | category: Fights | views: 67722 | posted on: 06/30/2009

Like the groundhog, Taliban fighters are completely vulnerable to gunfire when out of their caves.     more

(136) | category: Fights | views: 52057 | posted on: 06/27/2009

That cabbie went so crazy he actually stopped for a black man twice that night.     more

(115) | category: Fights | views: 42388 | posted on: 06/27/2009

The most recently rejected X Games event: Bike Murder.     more

(95) | category: Fights | views: 35672 | posted on: 06/27/2009