When you catch a human you're supposed to throw it back.     more

(50) | category: Cool | views: 13421 | posted on: 08/19/2008

Sucker punches are an exceptionally effective way to get a loud mouthed douchebag to shut the hell up.     more

(72) | category: Cool | views: 80385 | posted on: 08/18/2008

I think it is safe to say that in this clash of titans, the train came out on top.     more

(100) | category: Cool | views: 131431 | posted on: 08/16/2008

If I were this guy I would immediately go out and buy a thousand lotto tickets.     more

(43) | category: Cool | views: 25903 | posted on: 08/15/2008

After years of putting up with that cheating slut Ms Piggy, Kermit couldn't take it anymore and threw himself to the piranhas.     more

(143) | category: Cool | views: 68486 | posted on: 08/14/2008

Fortunately he has developed an resistance.     more

(85) | category: Cool | views: 39256 | posted on: 08/13/2008

You know what they say the couple that plays together, stays together. Then dies together.     more

(55) | category: Cool | views: 36265 | posted on: 08/09/2008

I can certainly think of a few reasons why dating this girl would be very fun.     more

(55) | category: Cool | views: 53923 | posted on: 08/03/2008

Was anyone else surprised that they have power lines in Saudi Arabia?     more

(92) | category: Cool | views: 63937 | posted on: 08/02/2008

Too bad they cut out the part where the gym teacher comes out and shits all over his face for bending the rim.     more

(74) | category: Cool | views: 40534 | posted on: 07/31/2008