Clearly he was not sheepish about crossing the road during traffic.     more

(48) | category: Cool | views: 31777 | posted on: 09/28/2008

It's all fun and games until you realize you are defending yourself against a pissed off bull with a piece of fabric.     more

(76) | category: Cool | views: 31232 | posted on: 09/27/2008

Fortunately the team mom brought little dixie cups for gatorade and a bunch orange slices to wash down that elbow sandwich.     more

(54) | category: Cool | views: 31308 | posted on: 09/27/2008

If that guy doesn’t get to bang like 4 cheerleaders tonight then the terrorist have truly won.     more

(92) | category: Cool | views: 68581 | posted on: 09/26/2008

A nearby predator drone was so upset by the carnage he witnessed that 10 minutes later he called in a napalm strike.     more

(85) | category: Cool | views: 41315 | posted on: 09/26/2008

Women in the workplace causes nothing but trouble. The only down side of keeping women in the kitchen is that if you criticize their cooking they are surrounded by knives and various other sharp objects to attack with so just smile and tell her the meat loaf is great!     more

(94) | category: Cool | views: 37796 | posted on: 09/25/2008

Wait so a woman owns that car? She probably spilled sugar in the gas tank when she tried to eat donuts and fill up at the same time.     more

(41) | category: Cool | views: 37300 | posted on: 09/24/2008

Now that would be an impressive way to light a cigarette for a girl.     more

(108) | category: Cool | views: 53750 | posted on: 09/23/2008

After watching this match all the men in the crowd smoked a cigarette and suddenly remembered they had somewhere they had to be.     more

(86) | category: Cool | views: 66901 | posted on: 09/22/2008

Have you ever seen what happens when you burn mercury? It's much cooler than I ever would have guessed.     more

(113) | category: Cool | views: 76262 | posted on: 09/22/2008