In Texas they give guns out like roofies at a frat party so it's no surprise that the bank security guard lit this robber up 30 minutes before SWAT even showed up.     more

(41) | category: Cool | views: 19136 | posted on: 01/08/2009

Red Bull gives you wings!     more

(39) | category: Cool | views: 19646 | posted on: 01/07/2009

A real alcoholic never leaves a beer down. Pay attention Lindsay Lohan you've got a lot to learn about commitment.     more

(29) | category: Cool | views: 15180 | posted on: 01/07/2009

If you drive a dodge Caravan the only thing you can get away from is your own testicles.     more

(44) | category: Cool | views: 24682 | posted on: 01/06/2009

Now they have two lifeless dummy punching bags.     more

(48) | category: Cool | views: 38081 | posted on: 01/05/2009

In his later years McGuyver became an alcoholic who was very handy to have around when you ran out of vodka.     more

(29) | category: Cool | views: 29415 | posted on: 01/04/2009

I haven't paid much attention to the news lately but I'm starting to get the impression that this middle east area might not be the safest place to visit.     more

(49) | category: Cool | views: 18642 | posted on: 01/04/2009

I guess he couldn't face the pressure of being a thief.     more

(28) | category: Cool | views: 19518 | posted on: 01/02/2009

Jewish people are like the little kid that got bullied his whole life then became a linebacker. They spent 2000 years getting the shit end of the stick now they have an army that can disintegrate dozens of insurgents in a blink of an eye.     more

(72) | category: Cool | views: 42375 | posted on: 12/31/2008

Still safer than encountering the band Great White at a Rhode Island night club.     more

(48) | category: Cool | views: 36622 | posted on: 12/30/2008