Judging by the looks of that car, this must've done at least $86 worth of damage.     more

(116) | category: Bizarre | views: 53460 | posted on: 06/17/2008

Can I borrow a stapler? Yeah, it's right behind the shotgun, next to the hand grenade and shrapnel vest.     more

(104) | category: Bizarre | views: 77661 | posted on: 06/07/2008

As opposed to dying alone in a dessert. That would just be funny.     more

(82) | category: Bizarre | views: 54161 | posted on: 06/05/2008

Nevermind the accident. Why is he okay with his friend's penis banging off the back of his neck?     more

(102) | category: Bizarre | views: 56518 | posted on: 06/04/2008

Not sure why he's whining. Clearly she has given him every edible product he's ever wanted.     more

(178) | category: Bizarre | views: 51666 | posted on: 06/03/2008

I don't really know what to think of this...so I just won't.     more

(105) | category: Bizarre | views: 316731 | posted on: 06/02/2008

Granted, I failed biology 7 years in a row, but this just doesn't seem right.     more

(136) | category: Bizarre | views: 324956 | posted on: 05/29/2008

If you don't have a gun, try intimidating the clerk with your penis size.     more

(82) | category: Bizarre | views: 57063 | posted on: 05/29/2008

I thought you guys might want to see my sister in action. You'll love her.     more

(100) | category: Bizarre | views: 50058 | posted on: 05/29/2008

A horse with a broken ankle gets euthanized, but these girls get to live? I don't understand.     more

(215) | category: Bizarre | views: 232208 | posted on: 05/28/2008