That can't be good. Although I once met a girl with an inside out vagina. It was hot.     more

(75) | category: Bizarre | views: 56065 | posted on: 07/04/2008

If a 120 pound jockey tried to put his balls on your back, you'd probably do the same thing.     more

(90) | category: Bizarre | views: 45829 | posted on: 07/02/2008

Yeah, there's no good reason to check on a patient lying face-down for a long period of time. She's probably just dying.     more

(139) | category: Bizarre | views: 46033 | posted on: 07/01/2008

Go easy on her. It's harder than you think to see a huge fucking metal gate directly in your line of vision.     more

(49) | category: Bizarre | views: 42836 | posted on: 06/29/2008

The wet floor sign was turned around to the Spanish side or else this never would've happened.     more

(71) | category: Bizarre | views: 33071 | posted on: 06/28/2008

Greyhound is actually offering this with each trip for an additional charge. 20% off if you pick a girl with AIDS.     more

(74) | category: Bizarre | views: 165306 | posted on: 06/27/2008

I really don't even see the point. It can't even play fetch.     more

(171) | category: Bizarre | views: 95388 | posted on: 06/26/2008

I like how the parents at the beginning shield their kids as if granny is going to shit out a T-Rex or something.     more

(128) | category: Bizarre | views: 58169 | posted on: 06/26/2008

This can easily be solved by making the batter stand in the middle of the plate and take a 90mph fastball to the nuts. He goes to first, and we all get a good laugh.     more

(46) | category: Bizarre | views: 53687 | posted on: 06/22/2008

At least with his pants down, he can direct 3 lanes of traffic instead of just 2.     more

(107) | category: Bizarre | views: 38378 | posted on: 06/20/2008