I wish my name were Mr. Clean. Then there'd be a chance Natalie Sparks would use me in her bathroom.     more

(67) | category: Sexy | views: 110558 | posted on: 10/27/2009

It was after the eighth bottle of Jim Beam cracked her on the head that she realized she might have a little drinking problem.     more

(167) | category: Accidents | views: 100415 | posted on: 10/26/2009

When you're hauling a big tank full of fire, you've gotta expect things like this to happen.     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 38347 | posted on: 10/26/2009

Apparently it takes an entire police force to subdue one dude in this town. Does that say a lot about that one dude or a little about this police force?     more

(104) | category: Shocking | views: 34726 | posted on: 10/26/2009

Yes, wrestling is fake. On the other hand, getting thrown to the ground in one of pro wrestling's most famous moves by the school bully is about as real as it gets.     more

(126) | category: Fights | views: 94331 | posted on: 10/26/2009

The BBC practices hard hitting investigative reporting coupled with kick you in the balls journalism.     more

(84) | category: Fights | views: 51453 | posted on: 10/26/2009

This was really this guy's way of saying "Fuck you for NOT driving an elite luxury SUV!"     more

(73) | category: Accidents | views: 34529 | posted on: 10/26/2009

He always claimed he wouldn't be caught dead at Hot Topic. Once he falls through, though, that promise is null and void.     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 38639 | posted on: 10/26/2009

Oh, God. I hope this wasn't Brass Knuckles Day at the Manchester United game!     more

(49) | category: Fights | views: 16687 | posted on: 10/26/2009

If I had an ass like Tahita Cora's I'd hire a film crew to follow it around and document it bouncing everywhere, too.     more

(57) | category: Sexy | views: 169642 | posted on: 10/26/2009

A freak accident serigraph machine accident occurred crushing one worker to death. Caught on CCTV.     more

(285) | category: Shocking | views: 165366 | posted on: 10/23/2009

If ever there was a night where you get your girlfriend to try anal and bring another girl into bed it would be tonight.     more

(163) | category: Fights | views: 136048 | posted on: 10/23/2009

He couldn't see his life flash before his eyes because the asphalt got in the way.     more

(104) | category: Accidents | views: 54388 | posted on: 10/23/2009

This is why you shouldn't squint and drive.     more

(103) | category: Accidents | views: 93886 | posted on: 10/23/2009

500 punches thrown, only one landed? You could NOT be fighting and still do better than that.     more

(123) | category: Fights | views: 59030 | posted on: 10/23/2009