You chose the Wong hostage.     more

(40) | category: Cool | views: 141484 | posted on: 12/24/2008

Knowing how bad the economy has gotten is it really worth fighting over a register filled with 16 dollars and some food stamps? He really wants to get on that damn employee of the month plaque!     more

(21) | category: Fights | views: 11045 | posted on: 12/24/2008

When there's only one little blue pill left on the bus and Agnus is ready to go there will be blood.     more

(31) | category: Fights | views: 22483 | posted on: 12/24/2008

Drunk drivers have the right of way over pretty much everything including sledders, light poles, 18 wheelers...It's their last rite.     more

(39) | category: Fights | views: 31100 | posted on: 12/24/2008

This was all part of a scientific experiment to demonstrate what happens in a blonde girl's brain when you ask her to do calculus.     more

(73) | category: Cool | views: 51991 | posted on: 12/24/2008

Ironically the same thing happened to their parents in 1955, and their grandparents in 1885. Funny how history repeats itself.     more

(75) | category: Accidents | views: 36628 | posted on: 12/23/2008

Damn right in the eye! Every Asian girl on the internet can relate.     more

(87) | category: Funny | views: 43022 | posted on: 12/23/2008

If he really wanted to break up the fight he would have brought two Philly Cheese Steaks not the sports section.     more

(72) | category: Fights | views: 38293 | posted on: 12/23/2008

Without a working tongue you're not gonna have a chance with any of these sexy girls.     more

(52) | category: Cool | views: 32649 | posted on: 12/23/2008

After the UFC announced the new weight class "skinny little bitch" suburban kids everywhere started training.     more

(37) | category: Fights | views: 23627 | posted on: 12/23/2008