There are much easier ways to get attention. For instance, there was probably plenty of traffic on the way to the train station that he could've run out in the middle of.     more

(98) | category: Shocking | views: 68277 | posted on: 10/28/2009

Never-- not even jokingly-- order the knuckle sandwich at this deli.     more

(82) | category: Shocking | views: 41431 | posted on: 10/28/2009

Wow, her head seriously plunged up her ass on this faceplant.     more

(78) | category: Accidents | views: 51445 | posted on: 10/28/2009

Not only did he lose the race, but he probably killed a guy. It is not his day.     more

(81) | category: Accidents | views: 35840 | posted on: 10/28/2009

You are about to witness the most vicious game of Four Square you've ever seen!     more

(74) | category: Shocking | views: 30908 | posted on: 10/28/2009

What's sad is that it was probably his last day before retirement. He was also probably getting too old for this shit.     more

(66) | category: Shocking | views: 27427 | posted on: 10/28/2009

Katie Cork's breasts are like champagne. They're so light and bubbly on the tongue.     more

(52) | category: Sexy | views: 73119 | posted on: 10/28/2009

This asshole-in-training just learned the hard way that you don't mess with trannies because you never know what they've got tucked away.     more

(201) | category: Shocking | views: 188427 | posted on: 10/27/2009

It's probably a bad idea to beat up someone in a store that sells guns.     more

(213) | category: Fights | views: 99786 | posted on: 10/27/2009

The last thing that went through her head--before the ashphalt, that is-- was "this backflip is definitely a ten."     more

(89) | category: Accidents | views: 52648 | posted on: 10/27/2009

In Rugby, the game isn't over until one player is lying unconscious on the ground. Extra lifeless bodies are just bonus points.     more

(78) | category: Fights | views: 41389 | posted on: 10/27/2009

I wonder if he had time to say "Nailed it!"     more

(92) | category: Accidents | views: 42206 | posted on: 10/27/2009

"This is Onstar. Your car appears to be airborne and sailing toward a fan. Are you OK?"     more

(71) | category: Accidents | views: 32451 | posted on: 10/27/2009

Goalies are the lonely, fat, slow guys on the team, so you know they're already going to be a little touchy.     more

(72) | category: Fights | views: 20864 | posted on: 10/27/2009

In-state tuition isn't worth it after you finish paying the hospital bills.     more

(61) | category: Shocking | views: 31693 | posted on: 10/27/2009