If this guy ever wonders why he's stuck as a bottom-dwelling HomeTV host, he needs to look no further than this video. A deaf, blind, and mute 5 year old wouldn't have made this mistake.      more

(13) | category: Funny | views: 139905 | posted on: 07/05/2006

Okay, that was fun. Now how the hell are you going to mow the grass?      more

(2) | category: Cool | views: 21858 | posted on: 07/05/2006

230 years and millions of lives later, we still have our freedom in the United States. This video tribute is a compilation of war footage dating from the first World War to the current war in the Middle East...all of which makes this Independence Day possible. Even if you're not American, this is very well done.     more

(11) | category: Cool | views: 24880 | posted on: 07/04/2006

A group of thieves execute a heist with surgical precision, stealing $10,000 from right under some unlucky bastard's nose.     more

(7) | category: Cool | views: 26509 | posted on: 07/04/2006

Seriously guys, I think 3,000 firecrackers would've been plenty, but 3 million? This is INSANE.     more

(14) | category: Cool | views: 44027 | posted on: 07/04/2006

When the one store that you decide to rob happens to have an undercover cop in it, you know you suck beyond normal degrees of sucking. He should probably just die.     more

(7) | category: Cool | views: 29434 | posted on: 07/03/2006

When your primary parachute fails, you're an unlucky bastard. When your reserve parachute fails too, God hates you.     more

(10) | category: Accidents | views: 50007 | posted on: 07/02/2006

After watching this, at least a few of you will check under your bed before going to sleep tonight. I know I will because this is the most messed up thing I've ever seen.     more

(8) | category: Bizarre | views: 52951 | posted on: 07/02/2006

Any weapon where I can stay hidden behind a wall and still shoot scumbags in the face is the weapon for me.      more

(6) | category: Cool | views: 32514 | posted on: 07/02/2006

The slutty Sarah Silverman makes a bunch of old hags feel better by singing "You're Gonna Die Soon" to them. She sure has a way with people.      more

(4) | category: Funny | views: 30592 | posted on: 07/01/2006