The first entry of the year in the 2009 stupid kid bike faceplant competition sets the bar very high!     more

(64) | category: Funny | views: 27782 | posted on: 01/06/2009

If you drive a dodge Caravan the only thing you can get away from is your own testicles.     more

(44) | category: Cool | views: 24660 | posted on: 01/06/2009

This kid will be disappointed to learn that that's not the only kind of blue balls that leaves you crying.     more

(41) | category: Funny | views: 20551 | posted on: 01/06/2009

I've always wondered why bulimic girls buy such sturdy garbage cans.     more

(51) | category: Funny | views: 23368 | posted on: 01/06/2009

This is exactly why Andy Dick stopped carrying a cell phone.     more

(40) | category: Funny | views: 20515 | posted on: 01/06/2009

This is a great way to reduce your carbon footprint and increase your Japanese booby faceprint.     more

(45) | category: Sexy | views: 32199 | posted on: 01/06/2009

Is there anything more satisfying in the world than watching some obnoxious punk bully getting his ass handed to him? Maybe blow jobs from strippers but that’s it.     more

(78) | category: Fights | views: 61496 | posted on: 01/05/2009

9.5, 9.7, 9.0, 10.0... Suicidal Japanese men have a very tough act to follow.     more

(56) | category: Shocking | views: 44595 | posted on: 01/05/2009

Ironic that this person probably got towed for not reading the posted sign and then this accident happened because the tow truck driver also did not read the sign that said one car at a time.     more

(39) | category: Funny | views: 29897 | posted on: 01/05/2009

Now they have two lifeless dummy punching bags.     more

(48) | category: Cool | views: 38049 | posted on: 01/05/2009