You may have won the knife fight, but you're still in prison, and you're still in Uruguay, so you're still a loser.     more

(141) | category: Fights | views: 55663 | posted on: 11/05/2009

A guy steps into the middle of a gang catfight, throwing women left and right, reminding them that they're still just girls.     more

(107) | category: Fights | views: 59549 | posted on: 11/05/2009

The "ride into a wall" part was probably a dare, and the "half naked" part is probably just how he rolls.     more

(93) | category: Accidents | views: 31954 | posted on: 11/05/2009

I guess when you have one or two billion extra people lying around, you start to feel like you can spare one or two.     more

(99) | category: Shocking | views: 25750 | posted on: 11/05/2009

It looks like someone turned "Final Destination" into a reality show.     more

(69) | category: Accidents | views: 28902 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** After God made Denise I think he should have just quit because he'll never top himself.     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 22585 | posted on: 11/05/2009

The first taser was to immobilize the dude, and the other five were just because the cops thought his crybaby screams were hilarious.     more

(93) | category: Funny | views: 21990 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** God bless Reebok for finally taking a stand against fat chicks.     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 11345 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** ESPN has given us so many things that have enriched our lives—24-hour sports, Sportscenter, Stephen A. Smith—but the thing that I'm most thankful for is the endless supply of sports-savvy hotties that they keep trotting out.     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 12950 | posted on: 11/05/2009

The driver who caused the accident was clearly confused. A siren on the ambulance means slow down but a yellow light at the intersection means speed up. It was a tough call!     more

(51) | category: Accidents | views: 14969 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** Fail for her, win for him!     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 41825 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** Apparently Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian.     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 14329 | posted on: 11/05/2009

***Hotlink*** After a fishnet stocking photoshoot Victoria takes great pleasure in completely ripping them up! Moral of the story, stay on her good side. :)     more

(0) | category: Links | views: 9314 | posted on: 11/05/2009

Isabel ass is like the sun. It's perfectly round, super hot, and impossible to live without.     more

(47) | category: Sexy | views: 49608 | posted on: 11/05/2009

This fight resumes the age-old rivalry bewteen raging assholes and fucking jerks.     more

(73) | category: Fights | views: 20045 | posted on: 11/04/2009